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Created on 2008-05-28 14:08:46 (#15716831), last updated 2009-10-24
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Basic Info| Name: | Empress Muhammad |
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| Location: | London, United Kingdom |
BioEmpress Mohammad is not just a teddy bear or a cartoon, he is anything you want him to be, baby. He’s a god damn sexual/love warrior with a heart of stone, a tongue of fire, and a belly that looks slightly like the beginning of a six-pack if you squint your eyes a bit.
When Empress Mohammad speaks, he speaks of banality with the fiery passion of a thousand Hitlers. His dry sense of humour is juxtaposed with his lower-than-average I.Q., and a techni-coloured halo emanates from his jet-black weave, often accompanied by the sound of a cheap Casio organ playing the hook from The Final Countdown. Very po-mo, very ho-mo, always dichotomic, proudly hypocritical, the Empress puts the ‘ex’ in ‘Sexual’ and the ‘i’ in idolatry. His passions include genocide and Third World bars called ‘Tropicana’, his favourite colour is fake-tan-orange, and he currently works as an anaesthetist at a halal abortion clinic.
When Empress Mohammad speaks, he speaks of banality with the fiery passion of a thousand Hitlers. His dry sense of humour is juxtaposed with his lower-than-average I.Q., and a techni-coloured halo emanates from his jet-black weave, often accompanied by the sound of a cheap Casio organ playing the hook from The Final Countdown. Very po-mo, very ho-mo, always dichotomic, proudly hypocritical, the Empress puts the ‘ex’ in ‘Sexual’ and the ‘i’ in idolatry. His passions include genocide and Third World bars called ‘Tropicana’, his favourite colour is fake-tan-orange, and he currently works as an anaesthetist at a halal abortion clinic.
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